They are best delivered by goofy guys wearing dark socks and sandals.
Here are a few of our favorite groaners:
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Did you see where the hardware store is having a special sale on dead batteries? They’re all free of charge.
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.